An Arizona Republic poll is sparking holiday debates by asking readers to vote on the worst Christmas songs of all time, from overplayed pop hits to novelty tracks that grate on nerves year after year. The survey pulls from multiple “worst of” lists, pitting classics like Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” against tearjerkers such as “The Christmas Shoes,” inviting music lovers to weigh in on what ruins the festive playlist.
Songs topping the hate lists
“Wonderful Christmastime” ranks high on aggregated disdain despite its simple synth charm, often criticized for getting stuck in heads during endless retail loops. Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You” draws ire for its nonstop radio dominance and “desperate” lyrics, while “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” shocks with its morbid tale of holiday tragedy.
Other frequent offenders include “The Christmas Shoes,” slammed as manipulative and depressing, and “Dominick the Donkey,” a novelty earworm that divides listeners with its quirky braying. Paul McCartney’s tune even lands fifth-worst by one scoring method, blending nostalgia with annoyance.
Why these songs divide holiday listeners
Many hate lists blame repetition—songs like Carey’s hit blast from November through New Year’s—plus mismatched tones, from whiny pleas to graphic accidents that clash with cheer. Novelty tracks wear thin after one listen, while emotional ballads feel forced amid tinsel and lights.
Defenders argue some grow on you or carry charm, but polls show broad fatigue with anything too cloying or ubiquitous. The Arizona Republic tally lets readers settle scores, reflecting how personal taste shapes the season’s soundtrack.
Join the debate this holiday
Voting in such polls turns gripe sessions into fun rivalries, helping curate better playlists amid the onslaught. As Christmas nears, what track makes you hit skip? The results could crown a champion of cringe for 2025.